I'm an Indian Too!!!

JUDY GARLAND: I'M AN INDIAN TOO

So Scott Brown,  the Republican male center fold star, ran for Senate to fill "Ted Kennedy's" Massachusetts seat in 2010, and won. Preppy and somewhat independent minded, Brown set the political world on its ear as his brand of moderate Republicanism blew into Washington from the bluest of blue states on the wind of anti Obamacare sentiment. The Democrats and the media were incensed. After all, that was "Ted Kennedy's seat." To hell with the people. What to do? What to do?

After a careful search for the proper politically correct, racially correct, and demographically correct Hispanic that wasn't white, the Dems settled on uber liberal Harvard Law professor and Democratic Party activist Elizabeth Warren. Hurrah. Ms. Warren will save the day. Perfect in every way. Well...maybe not Hispanic. But things were going along swimmingly in the land of the limousine liberals. Maybe she wasn't Hispanic. Maybe she wasn't black. And...she was the proper type of liberal woman of the NOW variety; not the Sarah Palin type of conservative woman who must be genetically defective. She was a blonde haired blue eyed wonder.

Well, not exactly. Apparently she is an Indian...wait a minute...I mean native American. It turns out that for a period of over ten years she marked her race as "Native American," a humdinger of a politically correct minority, including on her application form for her job at Hahhhvahhhd. Harvard, in turn, has since listed her as a minority employee...something near and dear to liberals' hearts and an absolute liberal essential.

There is one small problem...she is not a native American.  LOOK AT HER. Well, she might be. Family lore says if they go back far enough they can find a great great great great great grandmother that MAY have been Native American...or not. And even if she was, it would only make Ms. Warren 1/32nd Native American. I haven't checked the liberal definition of what makes a Native American. Maybe in the wonderful world of liberal love of "diversity" and "protected classes" she may qualify whether she actually is or isn't.  Is like some sort of racial purity test?  Seriously?

But the consensus in the press, even the liberal Boston press, she is NOT a minority. And it puts these folks in a quandary as to why Ms. Warren lied. The most obvious reason is she thought it would help her get the job at Hahhhvahhhd. She denies it, claiming that she really didn't lie. She was only calling on her family story line. But mostly she did it because she thought it would be "fun" and that she would meet interesting people. Oh, it must be alright then.  I guess it's okay to elect someone who can't tell the truth about her ethnic background.

The mainstream media is keeping quiet about this tawdry mess with a smarmy laugh that the whole matter is irrelevant. After all, it IS "Ted Kennedy's" seat and belongs to them. Of course there is at least some symmetry in that argument. She says she's an Indian too.  And Ted Kennedy...driving off that bridge and killing that girl...he's a liar too.